‘I’m 35, arrogant and single. Twitter is my life.’ – Pseud Freud

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Sometimes, I just feel dyslexic. Like own.

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I tried committing. Suicide.
As you can see I failed at that too.

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Man discovered fire.
Woman called the fire department to put it out.

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Why do people always refer to the ‘weather outside’?
When was the last time you experienced a hailstorm in the kitchen?

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I am temporarily out of order.
Then again, when have I ever been IN order?

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I wonder why so many women complain about difficult periods.

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There, that wasn’t so hard.

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Mr. Tibbs of Bombay will soon be taking his highly successful fast food franchise to California.
It will be then known as Frankie Goes To Hollywood’.

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Seen on FB: ‘We are all here for a purpose. Else we would have been born as trees or animals’.
Well, trees & animals, I hope you are listening because you have been rendered purposeless as of NOW.

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Seen on perennially stupid FB: ‘We are all here for a purpose. Else we would have been born as trees or animals’.
Well, trees & animals, I hope you are listening because you have been rendered purposeless as of NOW.

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