‘Fuck me. I’m famous.’ – Pseud Freud



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Lady Gaga’s new video is out.
It is yet another traumatic day for television.

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Britney Spears wants to be frozen in death and brought back to life in the future.
If you have children, please, kill them now.

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It seems everyone is avoiding poor Lindsay Lohan.
Even her latest piece of jewellery is a bracelet called SCRAM.

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In fact, LiLo’s temper tantrums are proving too much for her SCRAM bracelet.
It has now been renamed SCREAM.

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Justin Bieber’s newest release hits the stores tomorrow.
It’s called Here Comes Treble.

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Jodie Foster has been accused of battery. They say she needs AA.

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John Goodman’s tremendous weight loss has changed him.
Friends say he’s not half the man he used to be.

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Kurt Cobain achieved Nirvana and then committed suicide.
There is no pleasing Americans.

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