Pseud Freud has been a-musing

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‘I don’t need boob jobs. They’re busy enough as it is.’

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They told me ignorance is bliss but to tell you the truth,
I’m not feeling too happy with the outpouring of all this neglect.

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The application form asked me to mention social networking sites,
so I put Facebook, Twitter, Orkut, MySpace, Hi5 etc.

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I was thinking about Eyjafjallajokull.*
With a name like that, hell, I’d blow my lid too and need to let off steam too.

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My lesbian friends are really big on the whole culinary experience.
They’re always going on about how often they eat out.

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Latest amongst American teenagers is consuming vodka through their eyes.
That says something about being so drunk you forget where your mouth is.

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Einstein said you either lived as though everything or nothing was a miracle.
This, from the guy who came up with the whole theory of relativity thing.

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*To know more about how this volcano got it’s name, click here!

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