‘I cannot help it. I am caustic at best.’ – Pseud Freud

~

He said: Hey, by any chance did you get a haircut?
I replied: Yes.
He went on: Yeah! Coz, it looks shorter now!
What I said: No shit, you genius. That IS indeed one of the side effects of a haircut. Who are you anyway, Vidal Sassoon?

What I should have said: Yes.
~

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s