‘Keep your friends close. Keep your enemas closer.’ – Pseud Freud


Only on my Twitter timeline will you find Pablo Neruda quoted next to the lyrics of Funky Town.
This is like R.S.V.P.ing for an identity crisis.


I read that Courtney Love wants to hate-fuck John Mayer with her powerful vagina.
Well, I suppose vagina would be the technical term for that… receptacle.


Now trending on Twitter: #Bazbaz #Jaap #Insert Coin
When I say fuck the world & do your own thing it is because I obviously have NO clue what they are talking about.


I am tired of being ignored. However, having said that… will make no difference.


Cannibals are like lesbians, only more inclusive. They also eat their own.


“What do you mean ‘Hum Tum’ is not the practise of making melodious sounds with one’s stomach?”


Pseud Freud’s Slip: I try to keep myself busy with Twitter but this job thing is really messing up my concentration.


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