‘Keep your friends close. Keep your enemas closer.’ – Pseud Freud

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Only on my Twitter timeline will you find Pablo Neruda quoted next to the lyrics of Funky Town.
This is like R.S.V.P.ing for an identity crisis.

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I read that Courtney Love wants to hate-fuck John Mayer with her powerful vagina.
Well, I suppose vagina would be the technical term for that… receptacle.

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Now trending on Twitter: #Bazbaz #Jaap #Insert Coin
When I say fuck the world & do your own thing it is because I obviously have NO clue what they are talking about.

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I am tired of being ignored. However, having said that… will make no difference.

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Cannibals are like lesbians, only more inclusive. They also eat their own.

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“What do you mean ‘Hum Tum’ is not the practise of making melodious sounds with one’s stomach?”

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Pseud Freud’s Slip: I try to keep myself busy with Twitter but this job thing is really messing up my concentration.

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