I have a headache for sale.
It’s in perfect working condition. In fact, it has outperformed itself in the capacity of headaches, per se. And considering I’ve had it for 3 days now, it could also be tagged ‘Antique’.
Price negotiable to the point I will pay you to take it away. Uses: a great way to ascertain existence of a mind at all.
Pseud Freud’s Slip: Isn’t there like a Christie’s for migraines? Headaches can be a bitch to peddle ad hoc.