@tarotcom: ‘Ready to clean up romantic messes? This is your week! Mercury Direct clears up confusion & we’ll get flirtier to boot…’
Romantic messes are one thing, massacres another. One look at my love life is enough to send Mercury directly retrograde again.
Pseud Freud’s Slip: Ergo, ‘flirtier to boot’ can only mean exciting new footwear coming my way.