Dear Pseud Freud, sarcasm becomes you.

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I saw an ad that read, ‘Do you want your cooking to be fast, easy & tasty?’ I thought to myself, ‘No. I want it to be a tedious exercise that results in something that tastes like shit.’

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Dear ex-significant other, you’re right. I do owe you an apology:
I’m sorry my back hurt your knife.


 


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