Pseud Freud Bitches

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Men are suckers who will spend small fortunes on gadgets with ‘value added features’ like GPS but will donate their left testicle before looking at a map, asking for directions or admitting they’re lost.
Fuck, I love how technology has taken us for a ride.

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‘The moon goes into Aries this morning, which means we must take care our hearts don’t send us leaping impulsively into trouble.’
By that logic, the moon might as well fucking pay rent in Aries as far as I’m concerned.

 

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Boring Tweeters are the microblogging equivalent of people with body odour.
You can’t ignore them & don’t know how to tell them they stink.

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Approximately 10% of the human population celebrates Pride.
I’m guessing the stats for Lust are like waaaaay up there somewhere.

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