Di-stress-wali

Diwali is the festival of lights…

NOT SOUND, LIGHTS.
LIGHTS.
WHICH PART OF THE WORD, ‘LIGHTS’
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

STOP THE NOISE ALL YOU ATTENTION-DEFECIT, SOON-TO-BE-HEARING-IMPAIRED MORONS!


No really, please. It’s just no fun at all. I hate having to hate festivals, but I have to hand it to India. I have officially begun to hate every festival, including my own. Jesus, I can just about manage a birthday in this day and age.


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