Why I love… Hindi movies

This is meant for those people who understand hindi, watch hindi movies, make fun of them and how uncool they are; then go watch some more, some more than twice and then eventually die laughing…

– Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain …
– lo.. .muh meetha kar lo …

– mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

– aaj pinky ka janam din hai

– yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

– Bhaiyya !!!!!!!!!!

– Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

– Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)

– arre isse to tez bukhar hai

– Nikal jaa mere ghar say…

– Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

– khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

And then there are some more…

– tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …
– gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.

Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
– Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

– Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

– Driver, gaadi roko

– Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede….

– Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta”

– aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That’s all, your honor.

– tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.

– Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai .
– Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe.
– Hero/heroine opens eyes on a hospital bed: “Main kahan hun?”

– Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

– “Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu” followed by the jug jug jiyo beta.
– “Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega”??

– Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch…
– KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

– Aey jee! Aap bade woh hain!

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